It's our anniversary, and you just got home from work. You're tired and want to unwind a bit. I just got back from my lap dance class and want to give you a sexy present! I begin my dance, and we're having a good time when I suddenly let out a fart! I'm embarrassed. I hope it didn't the mood. Turns out you thought it was hot. The burritos I had earlier today have me extremely gassy. I can feel each fart building up in my gut. I need to let them out or I can't dance. I ask to use your mouth so I don't stink up the room and you happily agree. I want you to swallow EVERY bit of my farts, bb!